Cheesy Pick up Lines

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Is there a sparkle in your eye, or are you just happy to see me?
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line.
Are your shoelaces tied? I don't want you falling for anyone else.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9…because I'm the 1 you need.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Are you a cat? Because I've fallen fur you.
I'm not very good at math but I can give you the value you deserve.
I'm no electrician but I can light up your day.
Are you Google? You have everything I search for.
Want a raisin? No? How about a date?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.
Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.
I can't tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
Are you a dentist? My smile got brighter when I saw you.
Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
I got you some new sneakers. I figured you’d need them after running though my mind so much.
Do you like my new sweater? It’s made of [boyfriend/girlfriend] material.
Are you my wisdom teeth? Because I have a feeling that I should take you out as soon as possible.
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. You should give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
I think you might be lacking some Vitamin Me.
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
We should go out for coffee sometime. Because I like you a latte.
This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate.
If you were a fruit, you'd be a "fine-apple."
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
Are you a parking ticket? You've got fine written all over you.
If you were a chicken, you'd be "im-peck-able"
Did you just come out of an oven? Because you're too hot to handle.

Cheesy Pick up Lines

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