Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Do you like raisins? How about a date?
Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you.
Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you.
Wanna be Minecraft without the craft?
Are you lighnting? Because you're McQueen.
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have a pet? Because seeing you has given me a whole new leash on life.
Is your name Jimmy? Because I've Fallon for you.
I don't normally chase people but for you I'd put my crocs in sport mode.
Are you a Mariah Carey song? Because All I Want for Christmas Is You.
Aren't you worried about global warming? Because you're making it hot in here.
If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
Are you a loan? You've got my interest.
Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you're clearly Mr. Wright.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!
How can I plan our wedding without having your number?
Are you a keyboard? Because you might just be my type.
You know, I'm actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?

Funny Pick Up Lines

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