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Dirty Pick Up Lines

  • Don't forget my name because you'll be screaming it tonight.
  • Can I help loosen your belt? It looks really tight.
  • Would you mind a happy death? Because people say sex is a killer.
  • Your sweater is made of 100% boyfriend material. It looks great on you.
  • Hey, what's your name? I need to know what I'll be screaming tonight.
  • Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
  • "You’re beautiful” has U in it, but “quickie” has U and I together.
  • I might be a light switch because I look at you, and I get turned on.
  • You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
  • I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
  • You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here.  
  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
  • Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
  • Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  • Do you have a library card? Because I am checking you out.
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  • I tried my best not to feel anything for you. I tried and failed.
  • What time do you need to be back in Heaven?
  • You better call Life Alert because I have fallen and can’t get up.
  • Would you like to go out to dinner sometime, or should we go to my room and skip right to dessert?
  • Do you mind if I finish the cherry on top?
  • I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  • I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
  • I'm not wearing any underwear. Can I offer you a seat?
  • Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • I'm not a mathematician, but I think we're a perfect match.
  • Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Only two things can wake up my senses: you and coffee!
  • If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple. 
  • You're so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
  • They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
  • Sorry to bother you, but— do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
  • Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • How do you want your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
  • I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
  • Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm inside you.
  • There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.
  • Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  • Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?
  • Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend. 
  • I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.
  • You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  • Are you a hipster? Because you make my hips stir.
  • You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
  • This isn't a beer belly. It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
  • Are you an omelette? Because you're making me egg-cited!
  • Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
  • Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
  • I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
  • Let me tie your shoes ‘cause I don't want you falling for anyone else.
  • Are you Hurricane Katrina? Cause you’re blowing me away.‍ 
  • Not to be cheesy, but oh my god, you're gorgeous!
  • Is your name Circe? Because you’re turning me into an animal.
  • I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
  • Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
  • Are you made of steel? Because you’ve got me weak in the knees with those squats.
  • I was feeling a little down today, but you definitely turned me on.
  • I’m not a hoarder, but I want to keep you forever.
  • Hi, I’m Mr. Right. I understand that you’re looking for me.
  • I'll give up my morning coffee to kiss you.
  • Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

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